Effy Davis @ ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) evolonia |
[ | Aug 6th, 20  9:20 pm
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they call me 'quiet'
but i'm a riot
mary, jo, lisa
always the same
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
( that's not my name )
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[ | Aug 6th, 20 11:24 am
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| 006 | August 22, 2011 |
[ | Aug 22nd, 11 7:50 pm
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What's that? More pictures, Effy? Please share some pictures of your sisters, Effy? Well, okay, world. ( If you insist. )
They're a beautiful bunch. But I would be remiss if I ( left out Ned. )
And it wouldn't be faire if I didn't ( have one of me. )
Yup.
Flynn, you were left out because I figure I've been mean enough to you lately that you deserve to not be poked at. Never say I'm not the best sister ever.
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| 005 | August 14, 2011 |
[ | Aug 14th, 11 9:49 pm
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Dear People of the Evolonia Journaling System,
I would like to make an amendment to my previous journal entry where my sister, Alison Davis, asked me, Elizabeth Davis, to rank Ned Parker's sexual prowess on a scale of 1-10. My response was wrong, hurtful, and I would like to make a retraction.
Ned Parker is definitely a 9.5. Occasionally an 11 or 12, if he puts his mind to it, which is more frequent than not.
He is also a gem among really gross beach sand as he also not only brought me tacos, but flowers. And that was very nice of him indeed.
That is all.
Sincerely yours,
Me
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| 004 | August 12, 2011 |
[ | Aug 12th, 11 4:12 pm
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First, happy birthday, Izzy! I got you an awesome present.
Second, I forgot TMI Tuesday this week so I'm making it TMI Friday: Questions Version. Ask me questions about anything ever and I will be all kinds of honest and answer said questions. No limits, let's go.
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| 003 | August 10, 2011 |
[ | Aug 10th, 11 6:28 pm
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People are introducing themselves and instead all I did was talk about who I'm sleeping with. Sooo, I figure I should fill in the lines a bit.
Hi. I'm Effy Davis; yes, one of those Davises. I have six siblings and I have a favorite. You can go ahead and try to figure out which one is my favorite. I'm 24, but almost 25 and thank fucking god for that because I need my car insurance premium to go down, thank you. You have three speeding tickets and hit one tree before you turn seventeen and it's like they decide you're an idiot driver for life. I'm a reporter for the Evolonia Tribune. I write mostly fluff pieces, but it means that I get to do things like hang out with cats all day at the humane society so I don't mind.
I'm bad at cleaning my room. Well, the whole apartment, really. I have a collection of old water bottles on my desk and it's sort of a wonder that I can find my computer. It's also a wonder that my sister, Rachel, hasn't kicked me on my ass yet, but I'm blaming it on unconditional love.
My ability rocks. That's all I have to say about that.
Anyway, so I decided that it was time to clean out my iPhone today and I uploaded a shit ton of pictures. And now I'm going to share because I'm a camera whore.
( Pictures! )
I also found that I take a lot of pictures of food/me with food.
( More pictures! )
I'm hungry.
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| 002 | August 8, 2011 |
[ | Aug 8th, 11 11:45 pm
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Filtered to Davis Siblings:
Contain your surprise, please but if
So, I've never actually brought a guy home before and apparen
Ned said he'd Ha, Ned said -- that rhymes What the fuck, Effy.
All right, so, say that someone was hypothetically bringing a guy home for a BBQ.
This is wild and shocking because said girl has never brought a guy home for any kind of family function before because she hasn't really dated one long and now she's wondering if maybe she should alert the presses before Mom and Dad decide to freak the hell out and make him wonder why he'd even agree to something like this. Because, really, they're not even Facebook official because they're not really
Okay, you know what, whatever. I'm bringing Ned to the BBQ and I want to know if I should tell Mom and Dad so they don't go crazy since I've never even talked about a guy before and now I'll show with one. Should I tell them ahead of time to maybe make them back off and be less psycho? Or will it not matter?
And...go.
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| 001 | August 8, 2011 |
[ | Aug 8th, 11 7:43 pm
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On the off chance you didn't catch on earlier, I'm hitting this.
( Picture, holy crap. )
Hnnngh.
That's all. Carry on.
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